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User:aznparagonv1 (1887738)
The Peepzone
Jim Awesome
Name:The Instant Classic
Website:The Peep Show
Location:Tonawanda, New York, United States
Birthdate:1981-04-30
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Bio:Jimmy
Chinese - Taishanese/Cantonese
27 years old

Very Much Single

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SU-FI
rok on / fuk off

If you're doing the old fashioned finger you're a spaz. The finger is for lightweights. Here is what I started a while ago.

"What the hell is the SU-FI or SUPERFINGER on your website Dane?" People always ask. "Where did it come from?"

WHAT IS THE SU-FI?

One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz. I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUPERFINGER (or the SU-FI if you're a bad ass MFer).

I said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES. YOU FUCKHOLE." It was close to that. I am paraphrasing.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."

Dane Cook



Memories::19 entries
Interests:139: a clockwork orange, ac/dc, acidy spit, adema, aj styles, al bundy, andy lau, asian, asian girls, asian music, banana republic, better luck tomorrow, blood generation, bruce lee, bubble tea, buffalo, buffalo asians, c-pop, cantonese, cantonese girls, captain charisma, cars, charismatic enigma, chasing amy, china, chinatown, chinese, chinese girls, christian cage, christina applegate, christy chung, cima, clerks, cold, dane cook, ddr, disturbed, dogma, dope, dragon gate, ecw, edison chen, family guy, finger 11, flaw, gail kim, george carlin, ghost hunters, godsmack, guangdong, guangzhou, hard rock, heavy metal, hong kong, import models, japan, japanese girls, jay and silent bob, jay chou, k-pop, kaila yu, keiji muto, kelly chen, kelly hu, kevin smith, kokushi muso, korea, korean girls, lion dances, lmf, lucha libre, maggie q, mallrats, mandarin girls, married with children, megadeth, metallica, mudvayne, natasha yi, new jack, nwo, oceans 11, oceans 12, oceans 13, our lady peace, pacific mall, peter griffin, puroresu, quagmire, ralph lauren polo, raven, resident evil, ring of honor, rob zombie, rock music, roh, samoa joe, sandman, scott levy, seether, sevendust, shining wizard, shu qi, simpsons, singapore, singaporian girls, slipknot, snow, socialburn, south park, staind, static-x, stephen chow, stephen lynch, stone sour, su-fi, system of a down, t.a.p.s., taishan, taishan girls, taishanese, taiwanese, taiwanese girls, the great muta, the masterpiece, the tea party, three days grace, tna, toisan, toisanese, tommy dreamer, toronto, trapt, vietnam, vietnamese, vietnamese girls, wong fei hung, wwe, zhang ziyi
Schools:Kenmore East High School - Tonawanda, NY (1996 - 2000)
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